Remember the chocolate biscuit Club? “If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club”, -well there isn't a club, but if there were and if say the chain of command was decided upon by the sheer amount of Club bars you could eat, then the fatty at the top had better watch out for me!
I'm not the only one who enjoys the odd Club:
Dear Jacob's BakeryI am writing to you in my official capacity as secretary of the New Mills Invalids Club. This year marks the 25th anniversary of the club, and we mean to celebrate the occasion in some style, whilst at the same time giving club funds a much needed boost. To achieve this we intend to manufacture and sell to the general public a chocolate biscuit. We are confident that we have the expertise to accomplish this as four of our members used to work for the local sweet and confectionery factory - in fact it was because they worked at the local sweet and confectionery factory that they became invalids, having caught various parts of their anatomy in the machinery, but that's another matter.
Read on its great: http://www.razza.fsnet.co.uk/dearcocacola/jacobs4april.htm